I meant to post Thursday night.
Except I was throwing up til 12:30AM and my multitasking has limits.
And then it just didn’t feel right to post it on Veteran’s Day.
Then I got some awesome news!
This little beauty showed up in my inbox…
Hey, being able to click “YES, I’m alive” has got to make anyone’s day!
And just because it’s too funny not to show in its entirety… for your reading pleasure:
CENTRUM Finance Inc.
UK Office: Marlow International, Parkway
Buckinghamshire. SL7 1AJ, UK
Our Ref: centfin/funds/fin544/2011/01
RE: ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE ? CONFIRMATION OF YOUR FUND TRANSFER
In the course of our General Auditing and Account revision of this quarter of the year 2011, we discovered that the Bank Accounts belonging to some Beneficiaries have been changed on the basis that the owners have DIED INTERSTATE (without leaving a WILL) some time last year or have given out an authorization note of change of data.
After the investigations however, it was revealed that there are Foreigners who are collaborating with Retired or former Staff to make these changes illegally without the knowledge of the Bonafide Beneficiaries and there is one traced to your data been changed to one MR. RICK JONES of MASTERS DELIVERY & SERVICES (UK) who said you are dead, hence they have forwarded a DEAD CERTIFICATE bearing your name so as to divert your funds, IT WAS STATED THAT YOU DIED OF HEART FAILURE.
They have also forwarded the bank account below as the new account that will receive this fund / money.
Bank: Hang Seng Bank
Bank Address: 83 Des Veoux Road, Central - Hong Kong
Account Name: Rick Jones
Account Number: 235-325172-882
Bank Code: 024
Swift Code: HASEHKHH
But we wanted to confirm if actually this is true and decided to write to your email address for confirmation, which after 72 hours from today and there is no response, we shall then carry out payment in their favour.
If proved otherwise by you that you did not die, please forward to us all your related details including your full names, direct telephone numbers, contact address, .copy of your ID and also details of your payment. These details from you will help to assist us reach a conclusion that you are not dead and that the fund in question belongs to you.
Anything contrary to this claim will help us charge this man to court and prosecute him while your fund will be paid to you immediately without any further delay. You have to get back to us on time for us to commence legal proceedings against Mr. Rick Jones and his associates.
You have 24hours to respond to this message or else we carry out payment in their favour as the fund has been programmed for payment this week.
Khudoshin Igor Anatolyevich (Int'l Payment Director)
Bad, bad Mr. Rick Jones!
I mean, seriously… if I was going to die of heart failure, it probably would have been after this:
I apologize to those of you who came here for a giveaway winner announcement and instead got randomosity that included some major bare butt. But I just had to prove that my photo ninja skills had improved since that first attempt with the ticked off tow truck guy.
(Seriously, how do you not feel the breeze on your cheeks???)
Now for some TRULY good news. The winner of the Tiny Prints 50 free Christmas cards giveaway is……
I am totally stealing some photos of her beautiful family off her blog – because we’re tight like that. (Hey, anyone who partners with you to Blunk King Julien… is a rare friend indeed :)
Have fun with your prize Brandi!