Saturday, November 12, 2011

Tiny Prints Winner! Is it you?

 

I meant to post Thursday night.

Except I was throwing up til 12:30AM and my multitasking has limits.

 

And then it just didn’t feel right to post it on Veteran’s Day. 

Then I got some awesome news!

This little beauty showed up in my inbox…

deadoralive

 

Hey, being able to click “YES, I’m alive” has got to make anyone’s day!

And just because it’s too funny not to show in its entirety… for your reading pleasure:

 

CENTRUM Finance Inc.

UK Office: Marlow International, Parkway

Buckinghamshire. SL7 1AJ, UK

Tel: +447092846891;

Fax: +447092846892:

Email: info.centrumfinanceince@yahoo.com.ph

Email: info.centrumfinance@centrum.cz

Our Ref: centfin/funds/fin544/2011/01

Dear Beneficiary,

RE: ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE ? CONFIRMATION OF YOUR FUND TRANSFER

In the course of our General Auditing and Account revision of this quarter of the year 2011, we discovered that the Bank Accounts belonging to some Beneficiaries have been changed on the basis that the owners have DIED INTERSTATE (without leaving a WILL) some time last year or have given out an authorization note of change of data.

After the investigations however, it was revealed that there are Foreigners who are collaborating with Retired or former Staff to make these changes illegally without the knowledge of the Bonafide Beneficiaries and there is one traced to your data been changed to one MR. RICK JONES of MASTERS DELIVERY & SERVICES (UK) who said you are dead, hence they have forwarded a DEAD CERTIFICATE bearing your name so as to divert your funds, IT WAS STATED THAT YOU DIED OF HEART FAILURE.

They have also forwarded the bank account below as the new account that will receive this fund / money.

Bank: Hang Seng Bank

Bank Address: 83 Des Veoux Road, Central - Hong Kong

Account Name: Rick Jones

Account Number: 235-325172-882

Bank Code: 024

Swift Code: HASEHKHH

But we wanted to confirm if actually this is true and decided to write to your email address for confirmation, which after 72 hours from today and there is no response, we shall then carry out payment in their favour.

If proved otherwise by you that you did not die, please forward to us all your related details including your full names, direct telephone numbers, contact address, .copy of your ID and also details of your payment. These details from you will help to assist us reach a conclusion that you are not dead and that the fund in question belongs to you.

Anything contrary to this claim will help us charge this man to court and prosecute him while your fund will be paid to you immediately without any further delay. You have to get back to us on time for us to commence legal proceedings against Mr. Rick Jones and his associates.

You have 24hours to respond to this message or else we carry out payment in their favour as the fund has been programmed for payment this week.

Thanks,

Sincerely Yours,

Khudoshin Igor Anatolyevich (Int'l Payment Director)

 

 

Bad, bad Mr. Rick Jones!

I mean, seriously… if I was going to die of heart failure, it probably would have been after this:

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I apologize to those of you who came here for a giveaway winner announcement and instead got randomosity that included some major bare butt.  But I just had to prove that my photo ninja skills had improved since that first attempt with the ticked off tow truck guy.

(Seriously, how do you not feel the breeze on your cheeks???)

 

Now for some TRULY good news.  The winner of the Tiny Prints 50 free Christmas cards giveaway is……

 

tinyprintswinner

And I am SO stinkin’ excited for Brandi.  Because I know she is going to love Tiny Prints and she JUST blogged about her annual TBCCPS (The Big Christmas Card Photoshoot)!

I am totally stealing some photos of her beautiful family off her blog – because we’re tight like that.  (Hey, anyone who partners with you to Blunk King Julien… is a rare friend indeed :)

 

 

 

Have fun with your prize Brandi!

17 comments:

Saimi said...

Best laugh of the day!! Although I don't know what is funnier, the Dead or Alive email or the bare butt!

Let's just say they both struck my funny bone!! HA!!

Congratulations to Brandi!!

Mom of M&Ms said...

OH Brandi, You lucky dog!!!!! See me here all colored green!!!!

and dang! serious buttcrack made me laugh until the tears rolled...not even gonna post the whale tail I saw yesterday and ning'd with my phone!

Tina said...

So, I wonder if Brandi has made it to her computer to see that she won? This will get her even in a higher Christmas card gear. I can't wait to get mine in the mail!!! :)
Oh, and that picture is too much. Definitely enough to cause heart failure. Or maybe just an upset stomach.

Brandi said...

Guess where I was this morning???? AT THE BEACH TAKING XMAS CARD PHOTOS!!!! Yipppieeeeee! I'm so excited! :)

I am dying over the crack... DYING. I bow to you, photo ninja.

Singedwingangel said...

lmbo Lord woman I see that view in this neck of the woods everyday. When my son was dating the last girl it was every hour squeezing her size 18 butt into a 14 jeans yeah she did. I am glad he finally got onto her games and was like see ya...congrats Brandi

GunDiva said...

Brandi's the perfect winner!!! Congrats.

Anonymous said...

Oh, you CRACK me up!!! (pun intended) Very cute kids!

sara said...

oh my word, I almost spit out my coffee when I saw the butt crack picture!!! seriously....how can you not know that?!!!

Congrats to the winner...though I am just being nice....I really wanted to win that! :)

Emmy said...

Glad you aren't dead :). And that is a whole moon!

myletterstoemily said...

hi! my name is lea, and i am alive.

Buckeroomama said...

She didn't feel a draft...? Wow.

"died INTERSTATE"? Bwahahaha!! I guess sometimes it's worth reading those kinds of emails for a quick laugh. :) Hey, I know of that bank! It's a pretty big bank here, kinda like your local version of Citibank.

Hope you're all better, R.

stephanie said...

my eyes are burning and I kind of hate you. some things cannot be unseen ha!

Shana said...

How can people not wear pants that fit?? Wow. Congrats Brandi!

Beth Zimmerman said...

Oh Rachel ... Rachel ... lol!

Congrats Brandi! And those are some BEAUTIFUL kids!

He & Me + 3 said...

Congrats to Brandi! Love those pictures of her kids. So sweet. Cracking up at the crack. OMgosh way too much exposed!

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