Sunday, December 18, 2011

This boy

 

 

 

 

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was throwing stuff at his own face.

 

 

Like bouncing off his noggin, thumping his cute nose.

 

Like flinching and picking it up to throw at himself again.

 

 

And while I might tolerate a certain amount of “I have no clue why he is doing that” boy stuff…

 

I finally interrupted his self-flogging-with-a-full-water-bottle exercise.

 

 

Honey, why are you doing that?  Stop please.

 

But Momma!

 

Butter, why are you doing that?  You’ll hurt yourself!

 

But Momma… look!  My glasses are SAVING ME!

 

 

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Holy cow kid.

 

$395 on a pair of indestructible glasses so you can pelt them with random objects… while they are on your head.

 

 

I’m scared to ask the kindergarten teacher why little Noah wasn’t wearing his glasses yesterday… please tell me this isn’t the newest fad in eyewear destruction?

 

 

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And in other randomness… my kid still gets upset every time the farrier comes to trim Kona.  Because he still somehow believes that she is the TOOTH FARRIER and he feels gypped that he hasn’t lost a tooth yet.

 

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And in non-Itty-Bit news… I cannot get this song out of my head.

 

Help me.

 

I have the enviable curse talent of making up new lyrics to songs.  Or applying them in really juvenile ways.  I’ll spare you some of our famous family songs that contain references to bodily functions, but this particular song doesn’t even need any lyrics work… just a topic shift.

 

See… my one concession to pregnancy cravings was a warm gooey brownie with all natural vanilla ice cream.

 

brownie with ice cream

 

And as I passed up a brownie at a Christmas party this week… I could not stop this song from running through my head.  Think of it in terms of that brownie with real milk chocolate Ghiradelli chunks.  It’ll make a lot more sense.

 

 

 

You’re welcome.

 

 

What are you craving?

15 comments:

Tamar SB said...

Got to love his logic!!! And that brownie, um yum!!

Allenspark Lodge said...

I have been wearing glasses since I was 6 years old, and while I am pleased every time my glasses save my eyes from an impact, I never realized how much pleasure I have denied myself by not forcing them to do that particular function.

You ROCK kid!

Bill

Candance said...

Smart kid! Not so good for mama and daddy due to the cost and all, but still, gotta give him props.

And, now I'd punch a baby for a brownie. Must not make brownies. Must shove self into wedding dress...

Pam D said...

Where in the heck do you FIND these videos? This one is MUCH better than the yodeling cat. And oh my gracious... (not so)Itty Bit might need some of those goggles that go over his glasses if he's going to do experiments like that!

robin said...

Ugh! I hate that I pushed 'play' on that video!!! Now, I am not able to enjoy the calorie-filled sweet dessert I just made! :) I don't think I can give up my brownies though, video or not, lol!

Tiffany said...

Seriously. Your kid rocks. Can't wait to see what ideas he comes up with as a teenager.

Pam Bowers said...

I made the mistake of hitting play on the video. Now the song is stuck in my head. With some healthy bottom shaking too! lol

Mom of M&Ms said...

awwww now it is in my head... You may have to pay for this one...

and on the prayer front.. There are a lot of East Texans lifting ya'll up.... and I get to stay....LOL

Foursons said...

You passed a brownie and didn't eat it?! Holy moly girl, you are an OAK. AN OAK.

Itty Bit cracks me up. His thought process makes total sense to me. Bwhahahahaha.

stephanie said...

the kiddo cracks me up! and now I really want brownies. like an entire pans worth. diet sabotage much? ;)

Lexie Loo, Lily Boo, and Dylan Too! said...

He is one funny kid! I laughed over the tooth farrier bit!

danette said...

LOL, I remember when Cuddlebug first got his glasses he was so impressed that he could look up in the rain and not get water in his eyes... I'm so glad (and kind of surprised) he didn't try pelting himself with stuff to test out their shield capacity ;). That is too funny!

optician said...

Thank you for sharing your story, your kid looks handsome with those glasses on.

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