Remember the bacon?
And my fabric shears?
And this dude?
And the wailing and gnashing of teeth when he decided to introduce them to one another?
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Momma got smart.
She found these at the grocery store:
And she’s sure they’ll work for her redneck.
Because she knows one thing those city girls don’t…
A country boy cannot resist the lure of a tricky tool. And this baby is gonna slice bacon like nobody’s business.
Now… to find me some cute fabric shears.
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You’re welcome for the marriage advice.
Now that’ll be $11.99 plus tax.
23 comments:
rofl....oh what a great start to my day
oh my goodness how I love starting the day with one of your posts
Bacon bits from slices, bacon slices from a block.
Cool.
Bill
Those are awesome! Where did you find them at?
Hope you can find some good fabric shears soon. I remember the time we got my mom's to cut construction paper. It was not pretty.
I was going to leave a comment, until I realized that's when the fight would start....
*snort*
just doing my part DEAR!!!!
nice FOOD shears she-she, triple threat!aren`t you gonna get a set of quadruple FABRIC shears to show mr.daddy who`s boss?!love, lil` jo!!!!
LOVE it!!! Oh, and I loved your last post too. I needed a good laugh. I hope that all is well. You are always in my heart and prayers.
BIG HUGS!!
Mama knows best!
LOL!!!!! :)
I ruined so many of my moms good scissors growing up. I feel bad now that I have good scissors and yell at my kids not to use them. My mom really didn't stand a chance with 9 kids though.
Haha! Genius, my dear, genius. :-)
BWAHAHAHA Awesome!!!!
Genius!
Well now I will need to keep my husband off here because he will want those scissors. I have no idea why but he would know one lol.
So...love is free, but a good marriage evidently costs $11.99...good to know :)
Now what is Mr. D going to whip up with those handy, dandy scissors? It best be something blog-worthy to make up for not only ruining your shears but also for YOU fixing the problem.
You are one funny gal!
My husband used my fabric shears to cut something of the non-fabric nature some time ago....it hasn't happened again! :) Cool scissors!
Your worship signals (in my Reader) disappeared. Just wanted to tell you ... most of the time I fall in the middle but once in a while ... I have a touchdown moment! Maybe even a Rocky!
Too funny!! My wife does a lot of crafts and I tell her that it IS important not to cut paper with the fabric shears...
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