Remember the bacon?
And my fabric shears?
And this dude?
And the wailing and gnashing of teeth when he decided to introduce them to one another?
Momma got smart.
She found these at the grocery store:
And she’s sure they’ll work for her redneck.
Because she knows one thing those city girls don’t…
A country boy cannot resist the lure of a tricky tool. And this baby is gonna slice bacon like nobody’s business.
Now… to find me some cute fabric shears.
You’re welcome for the marriage advice.
Now that’ll be $11.99 plus tax.