Friday, February 10, 2012

Mugshot Madness #1

 

 

In the I’m Not Even Kidding category… which often accompanies the Shopping with Kids category…

 

Getting groceries at Kroger.

Wincing as I realize I have 25 items in the 12 item lane.

Itty Bit playing with the debit card swipe thingie.

I glance behind us and mentally brace myself for the trainwreck that is about to happen.

 

Itty Bit peeking around me.

 

(holding breath… shooting warning flares out of my eyes)

 

 

Momma?

No honey.  No.

Momma?

No honey, not right now.

But MOMMA!

Honey, later.  Not now.

 

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MOMMMMMMYYYYYY

 

Honey, wait a minute.  Don’t talk.

.

.

.

.

 

 

So my obedient son did just that.

 

Instead of talking… he looked around me again and began signing.

 

 

Except… that some signs are just patently obvious.

 

Like when your 5-year old points behind you, then circles his finger upward around the top of his head like he’s a Dairy Queen dipped cone.

 

I couldn’t bring myself to look at the man behind us.  I was mort-i-fied.

 

(frantically grabbing his hands)

 

Honey no!  Later!

 

But Mommy!

Later!

 

 

 

He lasted all of two steps away.

 

Then he turned on his loudspeaker voice and made a grand announcement.

 

But Mommy!  He looks like a Wise Man!

 

turban

 

~

 

 

So that’s my story behind the mugshot.  At least for today!

 

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Got an idea of what other trouble he’s been up to?  Head on over to the giveaway post and leave your tales for unlimited chances to win!

I’m already LMEO (laughing my elbutt off) at the comments there… and take a look at what our very own PamD put together!  By golly, I think she busted the criminal of the century!

(I have no idea where that “by golly” came from… apologies).

 

~

 

Linking up with Proud Mommy Moments… what are yours?


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22 comments:

Diane said...

Well, he's right. He does look like a wise man! :)

Tamar SB said...

Oh my god - too funny! I got myself in trouble signing obvious signs in public, about people when I was a kid!

lifebythecreek said...

Hahahaa.... love the sign! Lawd. I remember when my boy was maybe 3 or 4 and we were at the grocery, and all of the sudden he squealed and said "LOOK MOMMY! A COWBOY!!!!" The sweet lady in her Sunday hat was so gracious... thankfully. No mug shot needed. Gotta love our boys and their big imaginations!

Shana said...

Oh my Lordy. That is awesome. I love kids and yours is especially wonderful. PamD's post had me rolling.

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

Subtlety is not his specialty! OMG!!!! Hilarious!

Beth Zimmerman said...

I thought he was signing *crazy*! Wise man is significantly better! :)

Beth Zimmerman said...

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heather said...

bahahahaha!

Emmy said...

Now that is a good Proud Mommy Moment. Too funny! Why are kids so good at the speaker voice? Thanks so much for linking up

Foursons said...

Well in all fairness.... *grin*

Impulsive Addict said...

Whoa. 113 comments? I've NEVER had that many. I need your friends.

Kids have no filter. I love to hear stories like this but would be mortified if it ever happened to me.

LOVE the mugshot!! That is definitely PROUD MOMMY worthy!!

xoxo

Kmama said...

Oh my goodness. He is SO darn funny!! Buddy does a lot of that as well, no matter how many times I tell him not to point anything out about a person until we are in private.

My niece once told an old boyfriend of mine that he has yellow teeth. Kids = no filter. LOL

Thanks for linking up!

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