Seriously you guys… there’s only 24 entries in the giveaway.
(My son has burped at least 24 times today, just to put that in perspective for y’all).
But if you’re still on the fence about it, let me assure you that if you like either of these, you’re in luck for the bonus prize:
Who can resist that dangerous Dollar Aisle or some caffeine?
(are y’all tired of this picture yet? Because it still makes me laugh my elbutt off)
So it wasn’t just Itty Bit that deserved a mugshot…
The Mister also earned one of his own.
His crime? Just check out the Facebook deets:
Yes, you read that right.
ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN comments.
That tells me y’all thought it was quite felonious.
(I don’t even want to tell you how crazy that Facebook conversation got… I am just continually in awe of how randomly funny people are)
“But I’ll wash ‘em. They’ll be fine.”
Seriously… this stuff? With my pretty girlie scissors?
See that yumminess dripping off? That does something to the chemical composition of metal. Something that makes them completely unworthy of contact with pretty fabric ever again.
(Moment of silence for the shears now relegated to utility tasks)
A hunting buddy jumped in… you rednecks always stick together!
Methinks the redneck owes Momma a cute new pair?
(go ahead honey… the picture links to the website to purchase them ;)
And that redneck?
Now hop on over and add your entry! One for being an awesome follower, another for blogging or tweeting about it, and UNLIMITED for exposing the crazy stories behind Itty Bit’s mugshot! Until Monday night, enter here!