Saturday, February 11, 2012

Mugshot Madness #2

 

 

Seriously you guys… there’s only 24 entries in the giveaway.

 

(My son has burped at least 24 times today, just to put that in perspective for y’all).

But if you’re still on the fence about it, let me assure you that if you like either of these, you’re in luck for the bonus prize:

 

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starbuckslogo

 

Who can resist that dangerous Dollar Aisle or some caffeine?

 

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(are y’all tired of this picture yet?  Because it still makes me laugh my elbutt off)

 

 

So it wasn’t just Itty Bit that deserved a mugshot…

The Mister also earned one of his own.

 

His crime?  Just check out the Facebook deets:

 

bacon shears

 

Yes, you read that right.

 

ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN comments.

 

That tells me y’all thought it was quite felonious.

 

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(I don’t even want to tell you how crazy that Facebook conversation got… I am just continually in awe of how randomly funny people are)

 

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“But I’ll wash ‘em.  They’ll be fine.”

 

Seriously… this stuff?  With my pretty girlie scissors?

 

bacon

See that yumminess dripping off?  That does something to the chemical composition of metal.  Something that makes them completely unworthy of contact with pretty fabric ever again.

 

(Moment of silence for the shears now relegated to utility tasks)

 

 

bacon shears1

 

A hunting buddy jumped in… you rednecks always stick together!

 

bacon shears2

 

 

Methinks the redneck owes Momma a cute new pair?

bobby berk scissors

(go ahead honey… the picture links to the website to purchase them ;)

 

 

And that redneck?

 

 

Thoroughly unrepentant.

 

 

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Now hop on over and add your entry!  One for being an awesome follower, another for blogging or tweeting about it, and UNLIMITED for exposing the crazy stories behind Itty Bit’s mugshot!  Until Monday night, enter here!

14 comments:

angel shrout said...

BWAHAHAHA I loved that convo.. and we wonder where Itty Bit gets his spirit?? Ahem compare Mr. Daddy with Ittybit lol. 2 peas in a pod. Bout like Gene and our boys, he could NEVER deny he was their daddy they are like him in EVERY way..

Date Girl said...

lol!! Ohh this is so something Match would do, and then wonder why I was upset. YUCK!

Buckeroomama said...

Seriously, you guys should have your own reality show! :)

I love the new fabric shears you picked out.... now all Mr. D has to do is to take the not-so-subtle hint.

robin said...

LMAO!!!

Jess said...

That's a fantastic portrait of Mr. Daddy. You wield your camera with much talent! I think once he buys you a new fabric scissors you'll have to forgive the man. I mean, after all...bacon is the food of the gods... Right?

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