Monday, March 05, 2012

because my mother doesn’t Facebook

 

 

… and really, neither do I.

 

I mean, I only post a status a couple times a month and suddenly the funny blows up into 300 comments.

 

But this one?  Is just for my Momma.  Who gave me a well-rounded introduction to the Jesus-loving churches of the world.

 

(Which might explain the dirty looks I got when I tried to bust into applause as a guest at a Mormon baptism, and when I tried to take the communion wafer out of the priest’s hand as a guest at a Catholic church.  Let’s just call it well-rounded confusion…)

 

No clue who to credit for this – but someone on Facebook may or may not have caused a bladder emergency in my household with this:

 

official worship signals

 

 

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

 

(Psst.  And for the record, I know some mighty charismatic Baptists who can’t help but bust out a Rocky during worship).

 

I know which one describes my Mom… which one describes you???

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

lil jo in: I`M GOING BIG SCREEN!!!o YA BABY!!!!

Anonymous said...

lil jo STILL in: or holding MY BABY!!!(thats funny right there!)

Me said...

I am so busting out a Rocky even though I am a Southern Baptist lol. I am not quite as conservative as my church haha.

iheartbowheads.blogspot.com said...

LOVE this!

Denise @ Musician's Widow said...

Well crap, now I'm never going to keep a straight face in church again.

Especially at a Village People point.

Denise @ Musician's Widow said...

Well crap, now I'm never going to keep a straight face in church again.

Especially at a Village People point.

Mom of M&Ms said...

well I have been accussed of all of the above....rofl.. and one guy recently saud that I need flowers in my hair, like a hippie for my worship style... ROFLAO

lifebythecreek said...

Bwahahahaaa... I'm sort of a schoolroom most of the time, but sometimes I'm a mufasa, and it HAS bloomed into a fullblown touchdown! The hold my baby can transition to a carry the watermelon if you move your hands closer together, btw...

julie ball said...

LMEO at the "Baptists - do not attempt!" I guess that since we're always holding hymnals while we sing, it would be hard to do any of these. It would be like the Mufasa, offering up our hymnals to the ceiling... :D

Krulls in Haiti said...

Tears are rolling... this is so funny. I'm sharing it right now, seriously. My goodness this was great...