Wednesday, May 30, 2012

it’s official







My dear mother.


Is apparently still upset with me over the whole overstaying my welcome in her womb thing.


(I only staged a 24 hour standoff like any self-respecting fetus would).


And she also apparently rocks at the whole “public humiliation in the comments section” thing.


Somebody give this woman a guest post of her own, STAT.




Y’all help me badger her.


Go check out her “anonymous” comments (trust me, the second one is almost as bad as the first… and that’s saying A LOT.).


Mom.  I am not going anywhere with you and dad in July OR August.



For reals.



Excuse me while I go bleach my brain.


Rachel said...

For reals? I lost a follower?

I'm blaming my anonymous Mom and her gynecologist.



angel shrout said...

ahh don't sweat losing someone they can't laugh. My mom never understood blogging or the computer to leave a response.

sharon said...

Ooh, I want to make up for you losing a follower. Now I have to figure out how to follow you. (I'm a tech rookie!)

sharon said...

It's official. I'm following you. This will be so much easier than opening Jane Anne's blog and then clicking on the link with Tom Selleck on it to get to your blog. Although, I'll miss Tom.

Tamar SB said...

HAHA - mom's can't love with them, can't live without them (literally!)

Kmama said...

Hilarious. Your family cracks me up.

Brandi said...

Oh. you. guys. I just shake my head and laugh every time I come over here. ;)

The holiday season is our coughbusycough time. We have 3 kids with birthdays from August 25th through September 16th. Apparently a big Thanksgiving meal does not put us in a food comma. Ahem. Two of them had due dates within days of each other, but I can't even remember which ones now.

I'm all for mom getting a guest post. ;)

Allenspark Lodge said...


Much as I would love to meet Daddy-o, the lodge walls are AWFULLY thin...


GunDiva said...

Damn it. Bill beat me to it again. Don't you hate it when he does that?!

Bethany said...

Hahahaha! Oh. my. gosh!

We want a post, Mom. :)

Beth Zimmerman said...

You can guest post on my blog any time you wish to, Rachel's mom!

robin said...

Hey, I'm impressed you have that many followers! Many people, like me, enjoy and look forward to your posts! (yeah, I'm just a little envious with my 'lil 18 followers, lol!)

Lexie Loo, Lily Boo, and Dylan Too! said...

Okay, now that's funny! I have a feeling you're going to need something stronger than bleach to get that out of your head!

Foursons said...

You lost a follower?! Stupid people don't deserve to follow you anyways. I mean really- who can come over here and decide you're not follow-worthy? Huh, who? Who indeed.

Anyways...always praying.

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