My dear mother.
Is apparently still upset with me over the whole overstaying my welcome in her womb thing.
(I only staged a 24 hour standoff like any self-respecting fetus would).
And she also apparently rocks at the whole “public humiliation in the comments section” thing.
Somebody give this woman a guest post of her own, STAT.
Y’all help me badger her.
Go check out her “anonymous” comments (trust me, the second one is almost as bad as the first… and that’s saying A LOT.).
Mom. I am not going anywhere with you and dad in July OR August.
Excuse me while I go bleach my brain.