…and other things you never want to hear your eager reader say in a public bathroom.
Please remove those vending devices.
They’ve been empty for over a year.
My son has dutifully confirmed this for you every single visit.
And while we’re asking for favors…
Can you please tell me how to respond to,
“Mommy, what’s a t-t-t-t-am-puh-puh-puh-awn?
She Who Is Terrified To Keep Quarters In Her Purse