Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Mommy I need a quarter

 

 

…and other things you never want to hear your eager reader say in a public bathroom.

 

bathroom

 

 

Dear Church,

Please remove those vending devices.

They’ve been empty for over a year.

My son has dutifully confirmed this for you every single visit.

 

You’re welcome.

 

And while we’re asking for favors…

Can you please tell me how to respond to,

“Mommy, what’s a t-t-t-t-am-puh-puh-puh-awn?

 

Sincerely,

She Who Is Terrified To Keep Quarters In Her Purse

33 comments:

Allenspark Lodge said...

Keep him away from truck stops. They sell some expensive water balloons there.


Bill

Mom of M&Ms said...

oh my goodness.. that is a " almsot peed my pants" post

Mr. Daddy said...

So Dear,,,, you get to respond to why this type of Napkin is not something that he needs....*snort*

Saimi said...

Hahahaha Ok what a crack up and I love that you snapped a picture of it! Oh, you gotta love boys!

Angie Vik said...

Very funny! Reminds me of the time two of my kids were fascinated with panty liners and I had to tell them those really weren't polite words to use in public.

Tamar SB said...

Hahaha he is so stinking adorable!!

Kmama said...

I love Bill's comment. Too funny!!

Stephanie McCall said...

bahahaha of kids! and Bills comment cracked me up too!

Floortime Lite Mama said...

love love love u

Bethany said...

Hahahaha! LOVE IT! The joy of reading.

Emmy said...

Lol! I just recently had a talk about those type of things-though pads luckily- with Lucas as he saw the package in my bathroom. But with pads at least I didn't have to tell him how you stick it up the hole ;)

Sara said...

I'm no parent and don't plan on becoming one for a long time. But I am an aunt of a four year old.
I've gotten the dreaded "Auntie, what's a tampon?" question before.
But knowing my father's squeamishness about feminine products, I adverted answering by saying "Bring it to grandpa and ask him! He knows!"

Works like a charm and kills two birds with one stone!

robin said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Jane Anne said...

Oh my, I am laughing and imagining having to explain this to boy 1, boy 2, boy 3 and finally girl 1. Fun times ahead, I tell ya! ;)

Anonymous said...

Just "so's ya knows" the lapdogs cuddling on tiny little Rachel are 90 lbs when last checked :)

Anonymous said...

Sooooo glad you had a little YOU......Now you know what WE went through for all those years!! What goes around... :-)

Jess said...

Oh yeah, "ask your Grandpa" works wonders around here! Hee hee!

danette said...

Bwahahaha!!! I just told my boys "girl stuff" when they asked. Not that that answer satisfied them, but it was the only one they got.

Presley family said...

Hahahaha oh I needed that! Oh, and can we be your next b
Of buddies!?!? PALEEASSEEE! Ok, so with all of Bubbas treatments you might have to come to us. ;-) maybe you can get that summer baca after all in Cali with your remaining two weeks?? Wink!

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