…and other things you never want to hear your eager reader say in a public bathroom.
Dear Church,
Please remove those vending devices.
They’ve been empty for over a year.
My son has dutifully confirmed this for you every single visit.
You’re welcome.
And while we’re asking for favors…
Can you please tell me how to respond to,
“Mommy, what’s a t-t-t-t-am-puh-puh-puh-awn?
Sincerely,
She Who Is Terrified To Keep Quarters In Her Purse
19 comments:
Keep him away from truck stops. They sell some expensive water balloons there.
Bill
oh my goodness.. that is a " almsot peed my pants" post
So Dear,,,, you get to respond to why this type of Napkin is not something that he needs....*snort*
Hahahaha Ok what a crack up and I love that you snapped a picture of it! Oh, you gotta love boys!
Very funny! Reminds me of the time two of my kids were fascinated with panty liners and I had to tell them those really weren't polite words to use in public.
Hahaha he is so stinking adorable!!
I love Bill's comment. Too funny!!
bahahaha of kids! and Bills comment cracked me up too!
love love love u
Hahahaha! LOVE IT! The joy of reading.
Lol! I just recently had a talk about those type of things-though pads luckily- with Lucas as he saw the package in my bathroom. But with pads at least I didn't have to tell him how you stick it up the hole ;)
I'm no parent and don't plan on becoming one for a long time. But I am an aunt of a four year old.
I've gotten the dreaded "Auntie, what's a tampon?" question before.
But knowing my father's squeamishness about feminine products, I adverted answering by saying "Bring it to grandpa and ask him! He knows!"
Works like a charm and kills two birds with one stone!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my, I am laughing and imagining having to explain this to boy 1, boy 2, boy 3 and finally girl 1. Fun times ahead, I tell ya! ;)
Just "so's ya knows" the lapdogs cuddling on tiny little Rachel are 90 lbs when last checked :)
Sooooo glad you had a little YOU......Now you know what WE went through for all those years!! What goes around... :-)
Oh yeah, "ask your Grandpa" works wonders around here! Hee hee!
Bwahahaha!!! I just told my boys "girl stuff" when they asked. Not that that answer satisfied them, but it was the only one they got.
Hahahaha oh I needed that! Oh, and can we be your next b
Of buddies!?!? PALEEASSEEE! Ok, so with all of Bubbas treatments you might have to come to us. ;-) maybe you can get that summer baca after all in Cali with your remaining two weeks?? Wink!
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