Wednesday, November 07, 2012

deja poo

 

(Thanks for all the sweet support on the last post.  So many big decisions coming up, and I appreciate your prayers!  And in true OnceUponAmiracle fashion… let’s jump straight back into the craziness!)

 

 

You recall Itty Bit’s mission to visit every public restroom in a tri-state area, right?

And the one colossal backfire (har) when one was *ahem* less than pleasant?

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So what I failed to mention about our last trip to Target, was that of course, the boychild had to use the restroom.  I thought I was being smart by heading for the “secret” one by the pharmacy.  You know, the “family” one where you don’t have to worry about people two stalls over listening in as your child discovers what the hole in the front of his “underwears” is for?

Yeah.

 

So the kiddo doing the pee-pee dance is nearly doubled over by the time I quickly shut the door and flip the lock.

By then it is too late and we both collectively gasp as our eyes begin to water.

 


“Momma!”, he chokes.

 

I know honey, I know.

 

“But MOMMA!”

 

Wincing and groaning and much holding of breath.

He can’t even get another word out.  Holding his breath is now a matter of survival.

And for the first time ever – the stench was so nauseating that I hauled him out without the mandatory hand washing.

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The poor kid nearly drowned via antibacterial shower once we were far, far away.

 

Well played Target shopper, well played.

 

 

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So today?

 

happiness

 

Happiness is FRESH AIR!

 

 

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14 comments:

GunDiva said...

I didn't realize Jay had been up visiting your Target!

Beth Zimmerman said...

You and Tiffany! I'm telling ya!

lifebythecreek said...

rofl... some Target employee probably does that every day at about the same time. Just remember what time you were there so you can NEVER do that again!

angel shrout said...

Oh I am with you on the biceps thing. Gene didn't realize how sculpted his arms were until he saw pics of him holding the grandbaby. He was like wow my arms are sexy . I just shook my head at him. Just so ya know as a boy the bathroom fascination is not about to change in the near future, it is a boy thing. Even though he nearly fainted from lingering aroma it is never enough to discourage their curiosity.

Kmama said...

LOL! Buster is notorious for pointing out stinky bathrooms, though we never have the luxury of being in a private stinky bathroom.

Normally, the offender is sitting right next to us while he loudly proclaims that it's "yucky" and "stinky". Did I mention he has a very sensitive gag reflex? There's nothing worse than him gagging while the person is sitting in the next stall.

Tiffany Bleger said...

Ok. I'm pretty sure my kids were nowhere near that restroom, or else I would immediately blame them. We've blessed a few restrooms in our day.

Lori Poppinga said...

Ha! I hate when that happens.
Thanks for the smile.
Keep up the God work.

Lexie Loo, Lily Boo, and Dylan Too! said...

That is hilarious. And exactly why I keep a big bottle of hand sanitizer in my purse!

Saimi said...

Yeah that's why I keep a small bottle of a scented spray in my purse.

Poor Itty Bitty!

Anonymous said...

Praying for today's outcome -
Luv u :)

Stacy said...

Oh lordy...I hate it when that happens! Yep, just hold your breath and be quick about it!

Angie Vik said...

Are you keeping a running tally of the number of times your child has embarrassed you?

Discovery School at First Baptist Heath said...

hahahahahahaha

Floortime Lite Mama said...

I love u my darling Rach