When they tell you to cut brownies with a plastic knife…
to make them all presentable like
instead of looking like something I planted my vegetable garden in…
Despite my near flawless record for “cooking by neighbor notification”
(ie: when the smoke alarm freaks out the horses next door and the owners come tell me),
I don’t mess around with brownies.
So I tried my darndest to follow those display-worthy serving tips.
I removed the brownies from the oven (without burning myself, hallelujah!), and set to work cutting neat rows with tiny sawing motions of the prescribed plastic knife.
What dingdong waits for a brownie to cool off before dishing it out?
The ice cream won’t get soft otherwise.
Stoopid diet wasn’t working anyway.
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