nobody said life was fair

 

 

In typical OnceUponAmiracle style, this conversation actually happened in our home last week.

My boy is nothing if not blogworthy.

 

And since it happened while he was taking a bubble bath and begging me to read him a story… I pulled some old pictures of him in the bathtub so you could get the full experience of what this was like.

 

Hey Momma?

 

 

Yes Boogie?

 

 

Can I drink the water?

 

 

What?

 

 

Yeah?  Can I drink the water?

 

 

 

In the bathtub?!?  NO!  GROSS!

 

 

Pleeeeease Momma?

 

 

 

Ahem

 

 

 

But whyyyyyyy not?

 

 

Because!  There’s germs in it!

 

 

Germs?  You drink it!

 

 

No!

 

 

But we have the same germs!

 

 

No we don’t Boogie.

 

 

Why not?

 

 

Cuz I’ve had other stuff.

 

 

Like what?

 

 

Like chicken pox.

 

 

…

…

…

…

 

 

That’s not fair.

 

 

What’s not fair?

 

 

 

You got to have chicken pox and I didn’t.

 

 

That’s not fair?!?!

 

 

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This went back and forth for five minutes.  Until I finally figured out that he thought Chicken Pox was a cereal.

 

 

A CEREAL, y’all!

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Momma, it’s NOT funny!

 

 

Stop it Momma!

 

 

MOMMY!

 

 

 

I love him.  I really, really do.

 

 

 

 

 

Chicken Pox.

It’s what’s for breakfast.

 

 

 

 

(and does anyone else know how stinkin’ awkward it is to take pictures of yourself like that?)

 

 

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