Sunday, April 07, 2013

nobody said life was fair

 

 

In typical OnceUponAmiracle style, this conversation actually happened in our home last week.

My boy is nothing if not blogworthy.

 

And since it happened while he was taking a bubble bath and begging me to read him a story… I pulled some old pictures of him in the bathtub so you could get the full experience of what this was like.

 

Hey Momma?

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Yes Boogie?

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Can I drink the water?

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What?

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Yeah?  Can I drink the water?

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In the bathtub?!?  NO!  GROSS!

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Pleeeeease Momma?

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Ahem

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But whyyyyyyy not?

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Because!  There’s germs in it!

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Germs?  You drink it!

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No!

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But we have the same germs!

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No we don’t Boogie.IMG_6940

 

 

Why not?

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Cuz I’ve had other stuff.

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Like what?

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Like chicken pox.

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That’s not fair.

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What’s not fair?

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You got to have chicken pox and I didn’t.

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That’s not fair?!?!

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~

This went back and forth for five minutes.  Until I finally figured out that he thought Chicken Pox was a cereal.

 

 

A CEREAL, y’all!

~

 

 

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Momma, it’s NOT funny!

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Stop it Momma!

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MOMMY!

 

 

 

I love him.  I really, really do.

 

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Chicken Pox.

It’s what’s for breakfast.

 

chicken pox

 

 

 

(and does anyone else know how stinkin’ awkward it is to take pictures of yourself like that?)

 

 

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36 comments:

Dyannie said...

Super cute.

...and so's the kiddo.

Beth Zimmerman said...

What you won't do for your fans! Love ya Rach!

Pam D said...

HAHAHAHAAAA... oh wow. There's a whole LINE of products that he might want! "Diptheria Donuts".. "Pertussis Pancakes"... "Measles Muffins".. mmmmmm, GOOD!

Nancy Claeys said...

Hilarious! I love it! :)

sara said...

I can always count on you for a good laugh!! and btw, you take GREAT pictures of yourself...the last ones made me want to laugh with you! You have a beautiful smile!!!

Tiffany Bleger said...

Please tell me you've seen the stuffed "animals" in gift shops that are actually germs?!?!?! If not, I'm totally finding Itty Bit a chicken pox one next time we go to SLC.

renee said...

hilarious start to my morning. thanks, buddy!! :)

Allenspark Lodge said...

Served with a side of buttered mumps, with jam please.

Bill

Fire Wife Katie said...

Lol!! You crack me up! I've been asked if the bath water is drinkable, too. #eew

Furry Bottoms said...

This was great!!! :) Loved the pics of you. And now I'm inspired by your glasses frame. I need new ones!

melissa said...

WOw!
You took your pictures! Those are awesome Rachel, and oh so funny too! Your really beautiful, and your facial expressions! are so dang cute!

Thanks for the laugh!

Jeremiah 31:3 said...

T'was so nice walking down Memory Lane of Angel-boy's mohawk cutie days - Luv u :)

Danielle said...

HILARIOUS! Even if taking those pics is awkward! LOVE IT!

MrsMann said...

I haven't decided yet what I loved the most here... the cuteness of Itty Bit or your beautiful self portraits or the fact that you actually posted pics of yourself with no negative banter about yourself! =) You need to show us your pretty face and smile more often!

robin said...

Just love it when you make me smile! :)

sharon said...

A perfect photo documentary. You captured each question or comment with the perfectly matched facial expression!

Danelle M said...

This is both adorable and hilarious at the same time! I love it! :)

Anonymous said...

Another adorable blog! Made me smile :)

Emmy said...

Lol! I loved Chicken Pox, I mean Corn Pops as a kid! Too funny! Totally impressed with all the pictures you got of yourself, I think all of mine I would end up laughing.

Life with Kaishon said...

I have always wanted to try that cereal : )

myletterstoemily said...

what a hoot! he is the cutest little guy ever.

Saimi said...

Best laugh of the day, love that kid!

Discovery School at First Baptist Heath said...

what a hoot....

I have a mennonite friend.. when they had a kid with chicken pox, their entire community sent kids to their house hoping to get it..rofl

Anonymous said...

Hey looks just like you -- with a mohawk!

Buckeroomama said...

Aw, this is priceless!! So cute. Get him to read through your blog posts about him when he's older (but make sure that you have backed up all the posts first!). Hahaha!

Candance said...

That? Is greatness!! And awesome job on the self portraits!

Lexie Loo, Lily Boo, and Dylan Too! said...

That's hilarious!!!

Julie said...

LOL!!!!

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