dumb humans

 

 

Psst Joey.  Wake up!  C’mere!

 

What?  What?!?  I’m awake.

 

No seriously.  Get over here.  You gotta see this.

 

Okay, okay!  What are we looking at?

 

See Rachel?

Dressed in those funny shoes that she can’t ride in?

 

Where?

 

Over there, you dummy.  Look closer!

 

Okay, I see her.

She’s running around the whole field in circles.

What’s up with that?

 

I don’t know!

Something must really be wrong with her!

Maybe she’s colicking!

Or maybe a pretend shadow is chasing her!

 

 

Wait!  Here comes Boogadacious!

He’ll tell us what Rachel’s doing!

 

Wait, no.

He just wants to look at my boogers.

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Again.

 

 

Joey, dude… you really need to back up.

Gimme some space.

 

 

 

But Kona!!!  What did he say to you?

Why is she running in circles?

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It’s worse than we thought, dude. 

 

She’s longeing herself.

 

smh

 

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(For all you non-horsey peeps, longeing (lungeing) is a way to give your horse a workout by having them travel circles around you.  And yes, I almost died after “running” for about three-and-a-half minutes)

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