Bringing you the latest installment, brand spanking new…
Remember when our realtor was showing us a bathroom without realizing that a man was (ahem) pooping right behind her in plain view?
And then when I got locked in a bathroom in another vacant house?
The house hunting adventures continue with one brought to you straight from this evening.
Mr. Daddy and I took a detour on the way home – Mapquesting a For Sale property that had many acres, two rental homes, and a manufactured home that “needs TLC”.
The ad ended with,
“SHOWN BY APPOINTMENT ONLY. NO DRIVEBYS”.
Which… in my oh-so-normal house hunting experience, means you can mosey past to look at it, but not get out and look around.
Well… we pulled down a driveway. That had a gate – that was WIDE OPEN. I mean, that’s practically an invitation, guys!
We could barely see the two rental homes past the 4’ high grass, assorted litter, numerous vehicles, and TENTS in the yard.
Wait… people are camping here?
That “needs TLC” manufactured home… needed a dozer.
I casually dropped something about “I see why they said no drivebys”…
And an already-skeeved out Mr. Daddy looked at me dumbstruck while quickly turning the car around.
He said through gritted teeth, “this place is a meth lab”.
And then…
there were no words.
In an overrun garden next to the driveway…
A guy and a gal.
Embracing.
Zero clothing from the waist up.
Oblivious to the car kicking up dust and rocks a few feet away.
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We made it home in record time.
I laughed the whole stinkin’ way.
“Seriously, what is WRONG with you Rach?!?!”
Again… I laughed and laughed the whole stinkin’ way home.
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20 comments:
I think you have the best luck every in house hunting... I mean, what great fodder for your blog. ;)
You have the best stories! I love that crud like that happens to you... because better you than me ;)
Okay, so this time it sounds like the WHOLE PLACE was a toilet.
Really? I think someone's trying to tell you something.
Bill
seriously, you should write a book on your house hunting experiences....wait maybe just on your whole life! :)
You guys have the best "luck" in finding your mis-adventures! LOL! :)
Ain't never going house hunting with you again.... just saying...
and she forgot to tell YOU. that she only told ME is was by appointment only as we drove THROUGH the gate.... NUF SAID!!!!
Y'all should have your own HGTV show! The House-Hunting Misadventures of Rachel and Mr. Daddy! ;)
Seriously Rach you should have your own HGTV show, with all your adventures that only seems to happen to YOU just think of the ratings!! Sooooo, sooooo funny!
Oh. My. Heavens! Only you and Mr. D. How on earth does all this keep happening. Thanks for letting us laugh with you!
Only boys! I want another so bad!!! And cousin trouble is the absolute best kind to get into.
Thanks for the tip on the new reader. I'll have to check it out.
Hmmm...sounds like you found yourself a new place! *snort*
That is hilarious! I would have laughed the whole way home, too!
What a riot! I had to go back and reread the story about the guy on the john, too!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait for the next installment! :)
LOL! That's so awesome!!! Keep looking at homes so I can continue to laugh!
This is SO funny!
I mean really Rach, That would be the perfect place I'd wanna make out with my husband!
right.
:)
Bwahahaha!!!!! Sounds like some of the places my hubby has had to stumble across!
just read this and the whole pooping man story to DH
Tooo funny
You know...
If you were house hunting out here in Colorado, things like that wouldn't happen.
I lied. They probably would, but then I'd be close enough to laugh with you :)
very amazing and interesting post, thank you for sharing
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