Friday, August 16, 2013

the last time your kid did something so publicly humiliating you knew they could never ever top it

 

Because, y’know, dropping your pants in the middle of the Safeway parking lot to prove to your mom that you couldn’t find your underwear after swim camp is totally normal.

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So… the last time YOUR kid did something so publicly humiliating you knew they could never ever top it… GO!

13 comments:

Angelwithatwist said...

BWHAHAHAHA Snort BWHAHAHAH oh I needed that laugh at 5am..

Tamar SB said...

Hahaha!!! Full moon over safeway!

Catalina said...

MY son, sadly, tends to do humiliating things that are really humiliating in a bad way. Just last week, shopping for school supplies, he pinched and punched two separate strangers (adults). I wanted to disappear under the floor.

sara said...

hahahaha!!! I can so see him doing that!

How about being in a CROWDED airport and as I was coming back from going to the restroom, my 3 year old daughter yells out (really at her full voice) "Mama, did you go number 1 or number 2?"

Allenspark Lodge said...

I have reached the point in my life where I think I will try to humiliate the KIDS when we are in public.

Getting old is the best revenge.

Bill

sharon said...

Standing in line at Office Depot with a kid hugging my legs from behind and then announcing that I smell like poo!! Well, don't stick your face in there, kid! Geesh!

Foursons said...

This is only the beginning Rachel. :)

Tiffany Bleger said...

Love your kid!

RaD said...

This almost sounds like a True Story Tuesday. Maybe you should resurrect it?

RaD said...

Okay, I thought of one. Ready?

A few weeks back my kids were playing at the park with some other children. It still has the pea gravel rocks and they decided to bury another child in them. My husband, who was with them, starts to pretend they are having a funeral service, saying random silly things just to get the kids to laugh. "She was a good girl. A funny girl. She had hair on her head and shoes on her feet." Just random stuff like that.

And then there's my daughter. It's always my daughter it seems. About a week before this we watched an episode of Boy Meets World where they were talking a lot about sex and so we had a talk with the kids we weren't quite expecting have. A good talk, but unexpected nevertheless. Oh and on a side note she asked if she could google "sex" just to get more information! At least she asked before she did it!

Anyway back to the park story. B starts shouting out "She was a virgin! She was a virgin!" Granted we did explain to the kids that being a virgin was a good thing, but in this context welllll... My husband finally had to ask her to stop to which she was very confused as to why what she was saying was a bad thing. To top it all off, the kids they were playing with started asking my husband what a virgin was. At least we knew the kids and their parents!

liz said...

husband takes A to the bathroom at FM comes out screaming 'there was SHIT everywhere' yells it all over the store. tells strangers going up and down aisles and to the great cashier too. the older lady in front of us glared and was quite upset, ck was laughing so hard cause A was so upset and disgusted. he told the lady, 'well, there was!'she walked away in a huff. feel bad for the cart boys who had to clean up that giant mess. we have seen 3x where there is poo all over the bathroom, who does that and why not tell someone. Her cousins still want to do a video to put it on you tube lol

liz said...

husband takes A to the bathroom at FM comes out screaming 'there was SHIT everywhere' yells it all over the store. tells strangers going up and down aisles and to the great cashier too. the older lady in front of us glared and was quite upset, ck was laughing so hard cause A was so upset and disgusted. he told the lady, 'well, there was!'she walked away in a huff. feel bad for the cart boys who had to clean up that giant mess. we have seen 3x where there is poo all over the bathroom, who does that and why not tell someone. Her cousins still want to do a video to put it on you tube lol

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