My kid... funniest ever.
Got invited to a rollerskating party and is worried.
"Momma, I don't skate good."
and then… he let me peek into his amazing little 7-year old mind as he thought aloud...
"...but I slide around on my feet on our kitchen floor really good. So I'd be really good at skating on my feet.
Can I just use my feet, Momma?"